Thursday, May 31, 2007

New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on CBS

And finally this years network with a nice bullseye on it:

1. The Big Bang Theory
A comedy that shows what happens when two intelligent scientists discover a gorgrous woman and realize that they don't know what to say to her. Boring.

2. Cane
Two rival Latin American families run businesses in rum and sugar. And we'd want to watch this why?

3. Kid Nation
Another show that there should be a law being broken. I personally hope that CBS is taken to court for this. This is a disgusting show.

4. Moonlight
A series about a PI who happens to be a Vampire. This could be good.

5. Swingtown
A series that goes back to the seventies to the sexual revolution. Oh boy. Another series to avoid like the plague.

6. Viva Laughlin
A musical about a family that runs a Las Vegas casino. A musical? A FREAKING MUSICAL? Yuck.

So CBS has one show that looks interesting and a bunch of garbage. But since they got rid of Jericho and have made it quite plain that they don't care about their viewers at all I will not be watching Moonlight. Nor will I be watching Shark which I enjoyed nor Criminal Minds. I hope the Save Jericho protest grows and morphs into a movement that can really take down CBS for daring to claim that they are the Network that cares.

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New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on CW

Next up is the CW. The CW has the distinction of not cancelling any shows that I'm watching. Of course its only been around for one season. And the only shows I watch are Smallville and Supernatural. So is anything on the schedule:

1. Aliens in America
A Wisconsin family brings over a foreign exchange student who happens to be Muslim. This doesn't sound like anything. Now if it involved UFOS then it would but unfortunately its just bleh.

2. Crowned: The Mother of all Pageants
Reality-Ptooey,

3. Farmer wants a Wife
Reality-Ptooey

4. Gossip Girl
A series about wealthy girls in NY attending private school. Oh boy. A bunch of stuckups. No thanks

5. Life is Wild
A veternarian moves his family to SOuth America to a game reserve. They find life difficult and rewarding. And I wonder who wants to watch this.

6. Online Nation
Now the CW will bring you the entertainment found on the net. Um... and then we'd have to watch commercials. We'd want that because...?

7. Reaper
A twenty year old becomes the devil's bounty hunter. If this is done in a way that's not corny, then it could be interesting. If its a corny comedy. No thanks.

8. CW Now
All the Hollywood Gosip going on today. Um... Ok. I don't watch Entertainment Tonight or Weekly whatever it is so I doubt this will be anything.

So the CW offers one new program that could be worth watching. The rest of the schedule not so.

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We interupt this review of new shows for Spain vs. Treasure Hunters

Spain files claim over treasure ship

So a treaure hunter company finds a ship loaded with gold from the colonial time and the government of Spain claims ownership of the gold. Excuse me???? The gold was stolen from the Native Americans and Spain claims ownership??? This is just ridiculous.

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New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on NBC

Next up for the Microscope is NBC's new shows.

1. Journeyman
Dan Vasser finds himself traveling back in time and impacting people for the better and the worse. This sounds interesting. Well this is a good start for NBC.

2. Chuck
This one’s premise in computer geek by day and government operative at night. Somehow the the government downloads a database into his brain. Sounds dumb. I don’t think I’m interested

3. Bionic Woman
The return of Bionic Woman to television. I don’t know when it was on before but I don’t really find much use for it.

4. Life
Detective Charlie Crews spent years in prison for a crime he didn’t commit. Now he’s out and back on the job with a new mindset. This could be interesting.

5. Baby Borrowers
One kind of stupidity is this? No interest at all. It should be a crime.

6. IT Department
This one centers on two misfits who work in the IT department of a large corporation. Roy and Moss are highly lacking in social skills despite their brains. I’ll pass on this.

7. Lipstick Jungle
About three women who want to be big that will do ANYTHING for successs. Gee I wonder what that could mean. Desperate Housewives meets the office. Oh boy. And I’ll pass

8. The Singing Bee
I’d rather watch paint dry.

9. World Movies
See abover under singing bee

Well they have two shows that look interesting. Of course they cancelled Surface without finishing the story so... I'll be waiting for the second season of The Journeyman and Life. Since Reynes didn't make it, I'll assume I won't be watching any NBC shows except Jay Leno.

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New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on Fox

Next we'll look at the new shows premiering on Fox

1. Anchorwoman
Television station owner shocks world by hiring former WWE Diva and gorgeous model to be an anchor. And I suppose I'm suppose to watch because you never know when she'll wear a short skirt and bend over. Well I'm afraid I'm not a 14 year old.

2. Back To You
Kelsey Grammar returns to television as a news anchor in Pittsburgh. This show probably has the biggest chance for success. The only real question about it is will the world accept Kelsey as anyone other than Frasier.

3. Canterbury's Law
A female attorney willing to bend the rules for her clients. Um... and this is different from other court room dramas? What happened to Justice again? Oh yeah... the lead wasn't female so maybe we'll watch it because of the curves...

4. Kitchen Nightmares
A 911 for those that need a chef in a hurry. Ok its original. I have no idea who would want to watch it. But kudos for originality.

5. K-Ville
Two years after Katrina, criminals walk the streets and this tells the story of the police force set on catching them. Could be interesting.

6. Nashville
A story on those in the town of Nashville that want to hit it big. I smell American Idol on a smaller scale. In other words no interest.

7. New Amsterdam
The story of a NY homicide detective who happens to be immortal. This one sounds very very interesting. I always like the supernatural aspect as long as its not done corny. This is probably the new show that I'm hoping succeeds the most.

8. The return of Jezebel James
Can two sisters live together when one agrees to carry the other's baby. Um... who cares?

9. The rules for Starting Over
From what I can tell, a guy gets dumped and so does another guy so they start looking for new significant others. Not interested. Maybe the show should be called To Close to Home.

10. The Sara Conners Chronicles
This is the story of Sara Conners between Terminator 2 and 3 with all kinds of Terminators coming after them. Ok I like the Terminator. Although I do question how this occurs between 2 and 3 when psst.. the narative in 3 says they haven't been any since 2. And 2 kinda put the kibosh on them. But I'm quite willing to overlook that.

11. The Search for the Great American Band
Reality - ptooey

12. When Women rule the World
What if it was “a woman’s world”? What if women made ALL the decisions? If men were their obedient subjects? Um... they don't already?

So Fox has 4 shows that I hope make it to a second season. I won't be able to watch them until then because all I'll be thinking is Brisco County Jr. But I wouldn't get my hopes up since the shows I wanted to succeed from last season: Justice, Vanished, and Standoff all went to the happy hunting grounds.

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Wednesday, May 30, 2007

New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on ABC

I know that since I have two blog entries on the Save Jericho movement, most will think I'm hard on CBS's new shows because of their decision to yank Jericho. So I will now look at all the new shows coming this coming Season over the next few days. CBS will be last.

First let's look at ABC

1. Sam Am I
So lets see someone doesn't know who they are because of an accident and now they need to rediscover themselves. All while finding out that they weren't really a nice person at all. Is it me or does this sound a lot like Val Kilmer's movie where he's shot and doesn't know that he's the hitman sent to kill the President. This sounds more like a 2 hour tv movie then a series. No interest.

2. Cavemen
A series about the Geico cavemen. Oh yeah just what I need. A show about the commercials that annoy me.

3. Carpoolers
A story about four men living in modern suburbia. Um... could you give me a reason I'd want to watch?

4. Pushing Daises
A series where the pi talks to dead people to figure out who killed them. Um... didn't NBC just cancel Reynes?

5. Private Practice
Just what we need another show that's Grey's Anatomy but in a different city. Boring

6. Dirty Sexy Money
A lawyer does things for the wealthy of New York. Sounds like the opposite of Shark. Or well Shark before he turned to the DAs office.

7. Big Shots
CEOs that jump into bed with people to get on top. Oh yeah just my thing. This will get as much attention as Desperate Housewives got. In other words... NONE

8. Women's Murder Club
Women team up and solve murder cases. Because you know no one takes the women seriously on the three CSi's of the world.

9. Cashier Mafia
Four women help either through bad marriages, ect... and with their normal lives. Um... is this Deperate Housevives again?

10. Eli Stone
An attorney show where the lawyer begins to care about his clients and now fights for the little guy. Hey is this based on Erin Brockovich? I liked that movie.

11. Mis Guides
A woman returns to her old school and acts a Guidance Councellor. But an old nemesis joins the faculty and now her old school day memories are returning and she apparently was the butt of jokes. Hey sounds like a female version of Peter Parker.

So lets see, one show could potentially be interesting. But something tells me that I like Shark because the scum bags get put in jail. So I probably won't like the opposite version.

But I won't be able to tell until it makes it to season two. I don't watch first year shows on ABC after they cancelled a show I was watching without finishing it.

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Monday, May 28, 2007

Find The Boots: Save Jericho: You Can't Control The Monster

Find The Boots: Save Jericho: You Can't Control The Monster

A very interesting read.

If its true that CBS has hired an outside PR firm to fight the Save Jericho campaign then CBS is officially the dumbest network in the history of Television.

Think about it.

CBS claims the show didn't have enough viewers. But the protests just get louder. So instead of recognizing that perhaps they're numbers were wrong, they hire a PR firm to fight the movement. Now call me silly but if a television show doesn't have enough viewers to stay on the air then why on earth would the in house pr people need help battling the disenfranchised viewers that are taking a stand. After all the viewers that stand up and fight probably represent 1% of the actual viewers.

How many signs does it take CBS? You had a hit and you're not recognizing it.

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Creation Museum

Link
Today the Creation Museum opens in Cincinnati. It costs $27 million dollars and has plenty of Protests going on. I saw one article earlier then this one and in my local paper quote a protester proclaiming that they are teaching children fairy tales and hurting their education and that's why they're protesting.

Now I can understand protesting government actions and corporate actions. But to protest a museum that the children are taken to by their parents and its not required, I don't see how its "hurting" their education. Or threatening science. Its a private museum and they can put their information and items out there any way they want.

But Genesis 1 is an interesting chapter of the Bible. I have a Biblical Studies degree and am attending Seminary this fall. There are many different ways that scholars look at the chapter. Some take the literal 24 hr day approach. Others believe the days are vast ages. Then there's one called a gap theory where there are days but's time between the days of creation. Finally there's a literary Framework approach.

Now the others are mentioned in the article that I link to at the top so I'll describe the one that's not mentioned. The literary framework looks at the days of creation and notices that Day one and Day four go together, Day Two and Day Five go together, and Day Three and Day Six go together. It claims that the days are literary devices to explain the creation. Or in other words, the first chapter is in topical order instead of chronological order.

And an interesting thing about the original Hebrew of the Bible. The word yom that is translated as Day in most modern translations can mean the following:

from crosswalk.com lexicon on the Old Testament
day, time, year
day (as opposed to night)
day (24 hour period)
as defined by evening and morning in Genesis 1
as a division of time 1b
a working day, a day's journey
days, lifetime (pl.)
time, period (general)
year
temporal references
today
yesterday
tomorrow

And in the New American Standard, it was translated like so throughout the Old Testament:
afternoon* 1, age 8, age* 1, all 1, always* 14, amount* 2, battle 1, birthday* 1, Chronicles* 38, completely* 1, continually* 14, course* 1, daily 22, daily the days 1, day 1115, day of the days 1, day that the period 1, day's 6, day's every day 1, daylight* 1, days 635, days on the day 1, days to day 1, days you shall daily 1, days ago 1, days' 11, each 1, each day 4, entire 2, eternity 1, evening* 1, ever in your life* 1, every day 2, fate 1, first 5, forever* 11, forevermore* 1, full 5, full year 1, future* 1, holiday* 3, later* 2, length 1, life 12, life* 1, lifetime 2, lifetime* 1, live 1, long 2, long as i live 1, long* 11, midday* 1, now 5, older* 1, once 2, period 3, perpetually* 2, present 1, recently 1, reigns 1, ripe* 1, short-lived* 1, so long* 1, some time 1, survived* 2, time 45, time* 1, times* 2, today 172, today* 1, usual 1, very old* 1, when 10, when the days 1, whenever 1, while 3, whole 2, year 10, yearly 5, years 13, yesterday* 1

The number after the word indicates how many times it was translated that way.

So you might ask, well how on earth do you know what word to use when your translating the passage. You have to use the context of the rest of the sentence. Its obvious that the passage is dealing with time so all the possible words that don't deal with time, can be removed like holiday, whole, while, ect...

The use of the Hebrew words ereb translates into evening. Which makes the context seem to indicate day for Yom. However, ereb can also mean the following according to the Lexicon:

evening, night, sunset
evening, sunset
night

And in the NAS its translated into the following:

evening 114, evening* 1, evenings 2, every evening 1, night 2, sunset 1, twilight 11

And the use of the Hebrew word boger or boqer depending on how you want to pronounce it translates into morning. However the word can mean the following according to the Lexicon:


morning, break of day
morning
of end of night
of coming of daylight
of coming of sunrise
of beginning of day
of bright joy after night of distress (fig.)
morrow, next day, next morning

And the NAS translates it accordingly:
dawn 1, dawn* 2, day 1, daybreak 1, every morning 5, morning 195, mornings 2, soon 1, tomorrow morning 1

In addition to those meanings I've seen at least one Lexicon that gives the meaning high tide and low tide to these two words.

But this all seems to indicate that we are in deed talking about the typical day. But like English with words can be combined and used outside their meaning. Like "Get Out of Here" it can mean get out of here. It can also mean that's so off the wall I don't believe you. Could the phrase that we're translating "And there was evening and morning the first day" mean simply that time passed? Hence the Day Age Theory...

In addition for the young earth creationists who take it literally, how long did Adam and Eve live in the Garden of Eden without sin? The Bible does not indicate. It could have been any number of years so to hold onto the earth is only 6000 years old is not Biblical. The Bible does not say how old the earth is because its not important.

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Sunday, May 27, 2007

Northview Diary: Pet food recall harassment alleged

Northview Diary: Pet food recall harassment alleged
Found this using Blogger's random next Blog button. (Now we'll see if it does what I think)

You just have to love a company that hides the fact that its poisoning its products and then harasses the people that seek justice with the courts.

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The Pittsburgh Pirates

I don't think there's a more pathetic franchise in sports. Well on their way to 15 losing seasons in a row.

But boy could they do something if they could ever get their pitchers and batters on the same page. The first month of the season, the offense was nonexistant but the pitching (by two starters) was superb. Result a 12-12 April. Now May hasn't been so good. Their two good pictures came back to earth and the Pirates are 10-15 in May.

But until recently the offense had been non-existant. Now the last three games the Pirates have suddenly exploded offensively:

10-4
9-5
14-10

But look at the runs giving up. If the Pirates could keep the offense and get the Pitchers started again, they could be like the Indians in the 90s. Of course that will never happen. The Pirates are the Pirates after all.

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Saturday, May 26, 2007

Jericho's Crusade

Its an amazing thing what the Internet can do. It used to be that network executives could cancel shows and they disappear without a trace. With the fans only realizing months later and after the casts have found new work so its to late to do anything. Now today the internet allows immediate news to reach the fans.

And http://www.nutsonline.com/jericho happens. Or for those not interested in clicking the link. 10 tons of nuts and counting gets sent to CBS in protest. Or over $29,000 at this writing.

Now some might hold up their nose at this and start acting all high and mighty about how this money could have been spent another way. To those people, I say mind your own business. People can use THEIR money for whatever they want. They can fight whatever causes THEY want to fight. Just like YOU are capable of fighting whatever cause you want to fight. People should not be ridiculed because they care about something. They should be ridiculed when they don't do something and then whine about it.

Just like I have voted in every election since I was 18. That gives me the right to express just how disgusted I am with the current regime. If you don't vote, you have zero right to whine.

If all you want to do is sit at home and whine because others are doing something they care about then you are the one that should be ridiculed.

Anyone that stands up and says NO to the corrupt politicians or the corrupt corporate spin doctors should be applauded.

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Ok my third attempt at keeping a blog

I started out really strong on Livejournal. I posted every day for the first month and then it fizzled. I wrote some on my blog at Comic Book Review but then it went away. So now comes the blog on my own site.



So the questions are:



What will I write about?

Will I keep writing?

And finally will I be able to handle the traffic if I get any?



The third one is most likely yes since I never made a big impression on anyone. The other two are up in the air.