New Shows for the 2007-8 Season on Fox

Next we'll look at the new shows premiering on Fox

1. Anchorwoman
Television station owner shocks world by hiring former WWE Diva and gorgeous model to be an anchor. And I suppose I'm suppose to watch because you never know when she'll wear a short skirt and bend over. Well I'm afraid I'm not a 14 year old.

2. Back To You
Kelsey Grammar returns to television as a news anchor in Pittsburgh. This show probably has the biggest chance for success. The only real question about it is will the world accept Kelsey as anyone other than Frasier.

3. Canterbury's Law
A female attorney willing to bend the rules for her clients. Um... and this is different from other court room dramas? What happened to Justice again? Oh yeah... the lead wasn't female so maybe we'll watch it because of the curves...

4. Kitchen Nightmares
A 911 for those that need a chef in a hurry. Ok its original. I have no idea who would want to watch it. But kudos for originality.

5. K-Ville
Two years after Katrina, criminals walk the streets and this tells the story of the police force set on catching them. Could be interesting.

6. Nashville
A story on those in the town of Nashville that want to hit it big. I smell American Idol on a smaller scale. In other words no interest.

7. New Amsterdam
The story of a NY homicide detective who happens to be immortal. This one sounds very very interesting. I always like the supernatural aspect as long as its not done corny. This is probably the new show that I'm hoping succeeds the most.

8. The return of Jezebel James
Can two sisters live together when one agrees to carry the other's baby. Um... who cares?

9. The rules for Starting Over
From what I can tell, a guy gets dumped and so does another guy so they start looking for new significant others. Not interested. Maybe the show should be called To Close to Home.

10. The Sara Conners Chronicles
This is the story of Sara Conners between Terminator 2 and 3 with all kinds of Terminators coming after them. Ok I like the Terminator. Although I do question how this occurs between 2 and 3 when psst.. the narative in 3 says they haven't been any since 2. And 2 kinda put the kibosh on them. But I'm quite willing to overlook that.

11. The Search for the Great American Band
Reality - ptooey

12. When Women rule the World
What if it was “a woman’s world”? What if women made ALL the decisions? If men were their obedient subjects? Um... they don't already?

So Fox has 4 shows that I hope make it to a second season. I won't be able to watch them until then because all I'll be thinking is Brisco County Jr. But I wouldn't get my hopes up since the shows I wanted to succeed from last season: Justice, Vanished, and Standoff all went to the happy hunting grounds.